Choose the worst thing that has happened to you, then use that as your elevator pitch.
It opens doors, it creates quiet spaces and as an adult, you can order from the children's menu.
When I want to order anything that I am going to physically consume in a cafe or bar, I start with my elevator pitch (EP).
I have had head and neck cancer and they cut out a 1/3 of my tongue, so I have quite a bit of trouble swallowing.
In other words, help me out here, don’t give me attitude about sm…